The Juke Box
In my experience, music has the power to touch the soul. Nothing fires the imagination so much as the sweet strains of a touchingly haunting melody. As a result, I have worked hard to include a great deal of music in my castle; which is where this particular section comes in. Here you get to belt out some classic rock tracks, carefully selected from my own vast archives. Choose a song from the list below and visit the O Tempora Downloads page to download it. Then, come back and click the corresponding number on the juke box to view the lyrics. Details of the albums that these songs have been drawn from are available on the Downloads page and I urge you to support the respective artists by buying them. The files are in Windows Media Audio (.wma) format and have been recorded at variable bit rate to minimise their size. Enjoy yourselves and remember, if it's too loud, you're too old!
1. "Cake and Sodomy" - Marilyn Manson
2. "Pretty Like Drugs" - Queen Adreena
6. "My Girlfriend's Girlfriend" - Type O Negative
7. "Antique High Heel Red Doll Shoes" - Rasputina
8. "Keep the Sabbath Dream Alive" - The Workhorse Movement
The Lyrics
Pretty
Like Drugs
the world is watching
as i take my last breath
the world is watching
as i get undressed
cos i'm pretty like drugs
i'm pretty like drugs
cos i'm pretty like drugs
i'm pretty like drugs
the world is watching
as my wings unfurl
the world is watching
the death of a girl
cos i'm pretty like drugs
i'm pretty like drugs
cos i'm pretty like drugs
i'm pretty like drugs
cos i'm pretty like drugs
i'm pretty like drugs
cos i'm pretty like drugs
i'm pretty like drugs
cos i'm pretty like drugs
i'm pretty like drugs
i load the gun
pretty like drugs
pretty like drugs
pretty like drugs
the world is watching
with a pregnant pause
the world is watching
as i fuck to applause
the world is watching
as i plant the last seed
the world is watching
me watching t.v.
cos i'm pretty like drugs
i'm pretty like drugs
cos i'm pretty like drugs
i'm pretty like drugs
cos i'm pretty like drugs
i'm pretty like drugs
cos i'm pretty like drugs
i'm pretty like drugs
cos i'm pretty like drugs
i'm pretty like drugs
cos i'm pretty like drugs
i'm pretty like drugs
i load the gun
i wax and i wane
subject all my pain onto you, baby
i'm pretty like drugs
i'm pretty like drugs
cos i'm pretty like drugs
pretty like drugs
pretty like drugs
TRIBUTE
[spoken]
This is the greatest and best song in the world... Tribute.
Long time ago me and my brother
Kyle here,
we was hitchhikin' down a long and lonesome road.
All of a sudden, there shined a shiny demon... in the middle... of the road.
And he said:
[sung]
"Play the best song in the world, or I'll eat your soul." (soul)
[spoken]
Well me and Kyle, we looked at each other,
and we each said... "Okay."
[sung]
And we played the first thing that came to our heads,
Just so happened to be,
The Best Song in the World, it was The Best Song in the World.
Look into my eyes and it's easy
to see
One and one make two, two and one make three,
It was destiny.
Once every hundred-thousand years or so,
When the sun doth shine and the moon doth glow
And the grass doth grow...
Needless to say, the beast was
stunned.
'Whip-crack' went his swampy tail,
And the beast was done.
He asked us: "(snort) Be you angels?"
And we said, "Nay. We are but men."
Rock!
Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah,
Ohhh, whoah, ah-whoah-oh!
This is not The Greatest Song
in the World, no.
This is just a tribute.
Couldn't remember The Greatest Song in the World, no, no.
This is a tribute, oh, to The Greatest Song in the World,
All right! It was The Greatest Song in the World,
All right! It was the best muthafuckin' song the greatest song in the world.
[2-part skat]
Part 1: Be, too, guh, gum, be, goo, gee, goo, goo. Fli, goo, gih, goo
Part 2: Oh Oh
Part 1: guh, fli, goo, guh, goo, ba, be, uh, guh, goo, be, uh, goo,
Part 2:Oh
Part 1:guh, be, goo, guh, be, fli, goo, gee, goo, uh, fli, goh
Part 2:Oh Oh Oh Oh
Part 1:oo, ma, ma, ma, mi, suh, fay
[spoken]
And the peculiar thing is this my friends:
the song we sang on that fateful night it didn't actually sound
anything like this song.
[sung]
This is just a tribute! You gotta believe me!
And I wish you were there! Just a matter of opinion.
Ah, fuck! Good God, God lovin',
It's no surprise to find you can't stop it.
[skat]
???rich muther fucker???
All right! All right!
